2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

-2 lbs

A simple way of providing a weight without any information. Found on the grindr profiles of headless men dedicated to subtly informing people they're not comfortable with either their hairline or sexual identity.

Online 30 minutes ago. 10 miles away. 25 years old. -2 Lbs.

About: MUSC MASC MISC MUSK

by Julian SIlverman June 20, 2014

2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night

Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

bIaS-2

The bIaS-2 is a play on the words bias and the Soviet Heavy tank, the IS-2. Referenced in the game War Thunder, it strikes fear into the hearts of wehraboos and freeaboos alike, penetrating the armor of most tanks you throw at it. With its 122mm cannon and sloped, thick armor made of pure Stalinium, sprinkled with a little bit of Russian Bias , its no surprise that Stalin won WWII with them, just like the T-34.

Me: "So what tank do you want to take out next?"
Friend: "idk maybe something Russian?'
Me: "Maybe... the bIaS-2?!"
Friend: "Hell yeah!"
*proceeds to win the game as MVP*

by IS-2 Heavy Tank July 14, 2018

Hole 2

when you stick it in the butt

john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes

by bigdickdick February 6, 2019

mazda 2

The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.

Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!

Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!

by MightyAussie February 13, 2019

Eugene 2

The second Eugene to clean up the rest of the kids.

Officer: This kid is insane at lest we’re safe now
Eugene 2: not so fast

by Christime May 20, 2018