The birdgay syndrome

A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.

Example 1:

Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"

Example 2:

Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."

by Sanjorge8 May 14, 2019

Chastity Syndrome

Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.

Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.

by Jennni December 3, 2019

danteh syndrome

Lies about being underage on discord.com. Saying you're between the ages of ( 14-17) while being 18+

Wow! hoodrich has the danteh syndrome he said he was 15 on discord?!!?!

by slowfye January 26, 2023

Zack Syndrome

Someone who during a serious argument or conversation will casually post memes, joke around, and not take anything seriously, and when provoked will then choose to reply with an irrelevant argument since they have no other response

Dude stop having Zack Syndrome

Can you like not have Zack Syndrome?

Hey, Blaze said to stop having Zack Syndrome and actually respond

by Parzival2112 May 11, 2021

Oppi syndrome

Playing chel with oppi once and develop a ego = Oppi syndrome

You have such an ego do you have Oppi syndrome?

by Jrze042404 February 27, 2023

Bouchard Syndrome

Patient may present with a proponency to not give a fuck about a damn things, specially all the bullshit happening in this world. Effective treatment are, caffein, alcohol and 2 double cheese burgers with crisp bacon.

Person 1 : Hi how are you ? Person 2 : Fuck off loser (Bouchard Syndrome)

by BMAM September 5, 2016

Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017