a fucking retard with no life. tends to be an asshole. goes for older women, will never get laid. has endless amounts of butt buddies. walks around with his shirt tucked in like a homo. usually has random circles on the top of his head.
by yellow belt April 5, 2008

by Mk2girl June 1, 2023

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

Aaron Wright was being a fucktard when asked to stop acting an doing stupidly things to annoy his fiancée
by Camoqueen88 January 21, 2019

A person who is fucked up and a retard. Often used to describe nerds, extremely retarded people or just people you dislike.
by harbsben May 30, 2018

"what the fuck are you doing fucktard"
by CL4SS March 28, 2021
