Go fuck yourself!

If someone is sad, stressed or need to calm down and take care of themselfs you could use this phrase. It kindly encourages them to leave the situation they are in right now and take a pause for masturbation and self love. Masturbation can help you calm down, be happier and sleep better. It could also be a pain relief. Say this often to people you care about.

-My boyfriend just dumped me!
-Go fuck yourself!

by Potatis November 17, 2018

Oozing yourself

Ejaculating semen and jerking off to porn

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011

Jinxed Yourself

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.

Jinxed Yourself socials:
Instagram: @jinxedyourself
Twitter: @jinxedyourselff
Tiktok: @jinxedyourself
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by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

It is normally use to tell someone to go to hell

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019

Deconolonize Yourself

Recognizing and taking an active effort to undo the harmful ideologies, including, but not limited to, white supremacist influences and classism, that have been instilled in you from birth by centuries of Colonialism and your default frame of reference, and reconnecting with all people and the planet to promote a healthier world. It often means actively undoing subconscious reactions as well as ideas you currently hold consciously.

You are still acting in outdated and ignorant ways that harm yourself, the planet, and people around you. You need to Deconolonize Yourself.

by SevenDogs7 January 9, 2021