home wrecker whore

A lesbian ginger that fucks up your whole life by spreading her legs to anyone that will pay her attention. Including: husbands, wives, and kids! She will also steal your liquor!

Dude, that home wrecker whore stole everything, my husband, vodka, and panties! We also like to call her the ginger bandit!

by Bottom feeder plankton March 13, 2014

Home cooked rice

A domestic ricer

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice

by Coolleyman October 14, 2009

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.

Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

by phreak June 14, 2004

ill go home

ill go home is a phrase that some people use when they are in an awkward situation or make a joke that no one laughs at....

me: the hamster ate the ham... get it...cos its a hamster...
everyone else: ........
me: ill go home

by illgohome April 24, 2019

home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013