sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

Home cooked rice

A domestic ricer

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice

by Coolleyman October 14, 2009

mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.

Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

by phreak June 14, 2004

i’ll go home

Something Shane Dawson says right after making a bad joke or just saying something stupid.

It’s lit!!! I’ll go home.

by RocknRollGlitter December 18, 2017

bring the troops home

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

by pantsalone March 11, 2012