Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Fly Hawk

The act of smoking weed. Good way to talk about pot discreetly.

"Hey man lets go fly hawk!"

"The hawk flew last weekend."

by JimCrow209 April 8, 2012

Staken hawking

A fat male in a wheel chair

Hey look over there there's staken hawking
*fat man in wheel chair*

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Hawk Attack

The feeling of almost having a heart attack when the Seattle Seahawks are losing late into the 4th quarter.

The Seahawks gave me another hawk attack last night with that come from behind win late in the 4th quarter.

by Mr12 October 11, 2020

Hawk Tuzz

Hawk tuah huzz

You bruzz look at those hawk Tuzz.

by Skibidigooner December 20, 2024