Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022
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Pork Bunny

A chubby tan Asian woman with the physique of a pork bun; Asian version of a torta.
“Damn, bro that Asian chick big af.”
“Yeah she a Pork Bunny fosho
by ladiesmantwooneseven March 27, 2025
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lesbian pork

the thick cut back , pork loin sized , trans gock <3
that girl totally is packing some lesbian pork in those panties.
by inkedsexylexi May 30, 2024
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Horse Pork

No one really knows what it means
That chicks got some Horse Pork on her.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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Pork Chop

In the tower industry the term "Pork Chop" refers to a safety climb cable grab device that resembles the shape of a pork chop. (Funny how so much tower terminology uses food terms. When you are working on a tower for 12hrs a day you can't really be expected to climb down for lunch.
Hey, don't start climbing that tower without your pork chop.
by RJake4d August 29, 2019
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Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
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$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024
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