The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

by ladiesmantwooneseven March 27, 2025

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by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

In the tower industry the term "Pork Chop" refers to a safety climb cable grab device that resembles the shape of a pork chop. (Funny how so much tower terminology uses food terms. When you are working on a tower for 12hrs a day you can't really be expected to climb down for lunch.
by RJake4d August 29, 2019

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.
2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.
3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.
3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.
Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.
Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.
Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.
Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x
by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024
