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Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025
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Face Date

A planned time and date to chat with your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush on Facebook. Usually when you can't meet up or you're out of credit and just want to talk.
Girl: Same time tomorrow?
Boy: It's a Face Date!
by LateWorm January 4, 2011
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Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.
An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.
by Bearded Guy February 28, 2011
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National Face Pic Day

On October 10 you must send a face picture of yourself to your s/o.
"Hey Mya its National Face Pic Day so send me a Face Pic"
by Juleted October 9, 2022
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No Ur face

John: Get rekted boi
Pranav: No ur face
by deez my nut February 18, 2022
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Double faced entendre

Somebody who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you one side being an angel one side being a devil.
Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre
by MeatRocket June 24, 2021
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