paper ass gasket

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop

by jessie calderon October 27, 2003

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Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid March 15, 2014

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hot ass mess

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

by LipGloss19 January 25, 2018

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Trzepaczka Her Ass

The act of of using a kitchen utensil such as a whisk or a spatula to smack your partner’s ass during sexual intercourse.

Origin: Polish Pronunciation: Che-pâch-kâ

Guy #1: Hey Brad, have you and your girl tried anything new in the bedroom recently?
Brad: Yeah, last night I got to trzepaczka her ass.

by SenjaNights February 18, 2019

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orange peel ass

1.) Lousy half-ass paint jobs on cars that look like complete garbage.

2.) An ass-- particularly a woman's ass-- that is a minefield of cellulite and dents and lumps. Resembles an orange peel.

1.) Bob took his hooptie to get fixed at Mickey's and now it's got a bad case of orange peel ass

2.) Lisa, the two hundred fifty pound hambeast lets her orange peel ass protrude from her booty shorts.

by The Walking Eyebrow December 06, 2009

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