Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious
by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021
Get the Dog water mug.Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
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Get the horn dog mug.An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.
"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.
"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.
"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.
"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.
"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.
"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.
"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.
by twocrazycats June 13, 2024
Get the That's a lot of dog mug.Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 5, 2020
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Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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