Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)

I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!

by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Vegas Face

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.

Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”

That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”

by Koshell September 23, 2020

chabe face

(Noun)// -the most badass funny face in history. Fits all scenarios but mainly used at times when you say something stupid or inappropriate

Dude, why did you just do the Chabe face?

by gabethebabe June 2, 2015

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022