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Dog

Any foreign language you dont speak yourself.
Someone: *speaks in french*
You: I don't speak dog
by Raphyon November 26, 2019
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Dogs

Them crusty dusty slimy grimy swine licking fingers of the feet
Man! You walking around with your dogs out on a Tuesday?
by Lord Pink Lemonade Jello March 28, 2023
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sometimes dog

A dog I’m only responsible for sometimes.
The dog I look after when his family goes away is my sometimes dog. The perfect arrangement for people who aren’t allowed pets in their apartment.
On Tuesdays I hang out with my sometimes dog
by Moët686 October 8, 2018
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Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020
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smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer
yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend
by ricky flanders November 3, 2010
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Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?
Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.
by QuacksO March 21, 2024
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Devil dog

When two black males have sex with a white girl. One puts it in her butt and the other in the front. Then they double high five after they cum.
Did you bros devil dog her?
by Mackdaddy77 November 6, 2019
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