My Main Bitch

That one fucker you're stuck with for the rest of your life because they know far too much for you to just be casual friends
Much like a parasite you are one in the same being except a main bitch has better taste in movie trivia

Check it, here comes my main bitch, gotta bounce :)

by Salimas-main-bitch June 20, 2016

Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!

by Wanker420 January 28, 2009

Pussy Whipped Bitch

Someone is whipped by a certain person, object or emotion. Often referred to as a 'PWB'.

Scanlan was a pussy whipped bitch to his chronic back pain and refused to come to the gym.

Steve was a PWB to no hoe.

by Becksman May 27, 2010

bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

Ugly bitch syndrome

When a bitch is naturally ugly.

“you got ugly bitch syndrome”

by @lindsey_isbomb May 31, 2018

...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018

emotional bitch slap

to be told something so harsh its like a bitch slap to your emotions

"dude your new hair colors pretty dingy"
"hey man thats like an emotional bitch slap"
"sorry man"

by sdcox March 16, 2009