My Main Bitch

That one fucker you're stuck with for the rest of your life because they know far too much for you to just be casual friends
Much like a parasite you are one in the same being except a main bitch has better taste in movie trivia

Check it, here comes my main bitch, gotta bounce :)

by Salimas-main-bitch June 20, 2016

bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

Pussy Whipped Bitch

Someone is whipped by a certain person, object or emotion. Often referred to as a 'PWB'.

Scanlan was a pussy whipped bitch to his chronic back pain and refused to come to the gym.

Steve was a PWB to no hoe.

by Becksman May 27, 2010

bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

emotional bitch slap

to be told something so harsh its like a bitch slap to your emotions

"dude your new hair colors pretty dingy"
"hey man thats like an emotional bitch slap"
"sorry man"

by sdcox March 16, 2009

Bar Bottom Bitch

The proper term used to describe the girl you've been making eye contact with from across the bar all night. It's dark, the alcohol is pumping, and the height of the bar reaches her chest. After you buy her a drink or two, you go over to her and realize she's a heffer. Sucks to suck, she's a bar bottom bitch. That slim face of hers and the height of the bar fooled ya, have fun entertaining the cow for the rest the night.

Bro 1: "I'm gonna buy that girl over there a drink."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. She's deff a bar bottom bitch."

by capjerseyshore March 25, 2013

Punk ass bitch

The kind of person who quits a game because they're losing. A total bum fucker.

Jonathan Warren is a punk ass bitch for kicking me out of the Psych game.

by The Landshark April 1, 2016