Pulling a Cosby

It's where you drug a girl and take her back to your place and while she is knocked out cover her hand in pudding. Then you shove that up your bum, lay down on the bed next to her, and jack off into your face. With jizz covering your face and as you finish you slide out her hand from your bum, and lick every finger like it's a Pudding Pop. That is until it's clean, then you give the woman $10 for a taxi ride when she wakes up.

I can't help you with your homework Theo because I'm going to be pulling a Cosby.

by TheOriginalJ February 18, 2019

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022

Pulling an Alex

The art of getting a nose blood at the most random time.

Russell was pulling an Alex during church. He got a nosebleed out of nowhere.

by Alex Cho Choster James January 25, 2019

Pulled a Takei

The act of "more than gently" grabbing someone's private parts. A pulling motion designed to persuade for sex but not to show power, so it's harmless. From George Takei's take on himself not sexually assaulting people by grabbing them. Revealed during Howard Stern's radio show.

"That guy pulled a Takei on me. Almost tore my balls off!"

by Flamingo Enthusiast November 12, 2017

Pull a "T"

The action of telling a lie, where the results of the truth literally wouldn't have made a difference. Whereas, the lie, was utterly pointless and caused more problems than the truth.

"Hey man, are you home?"
"No, I'm not home"
*Finds out they really are home, they are just raking the leaves*
"Damn dude, I can't believe you'd Pull a "T" on me like that."

by DJEagle April 20, 2018

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

pull dump

While a pull up is being performed naked, he or she will then take a shit at the same time.

The gym coach performed a pull dump to show off his phyisque.

by jgilmer55 June 16, 2011