dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Ho Dog

A bacon-wrapped hot dog slow cooked on a skewer in front of a campire.

Mark made me the best Ho Dog when we went camping this weekend!

by EightyMind August 7, 2023

Dog

The best animal ever

Look at that dog!
I know he’s adorable!

by DogPersonBitch October 18, 2021

Roxy the dog

Roxy the dog is the most vulgar, foul-mouthed and insolent dog to walk the planet. She has sent countless messages of cyber-bullying and verbal abuse. Beware of roxy, she is not the type to become friends with.

Roxy the dog is a mean dog.

by the_rabbit June 13, 2022

Sid the dog

The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes

Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck

by Heysmexyladys March 29, 2019

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021

'dog

The uncool fat way to say you like sans

"Want a 'dog? 10g. Yep. 'dog. No hot, and an apostrophe."

by HelpImAMcdonaldsworkerhostage November 18, 2021