Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.

“Woah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

“Elijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”

by presleykayalex December 31, 2020

Hot-doggin

the act of placing one's fallace apon another's lips, sort of like when inserting a sausage and or hotdog into the buns. preferably when asleep

Hey man, my friend was sleeping and i went hot-doggin!

by ShrinkyD1nky March 20, 2024

Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!

Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.

by Bent Boy September 22, 2023

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Internet Hot

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.

Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.

by MOOS April 22, 2013

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024