National Gf Day

On National gf day take your loved one (girlfriend) on a date/hang out with her. Don't forget to take pictures

-July 27th

Bf: bae let's go out today it's National Gf Day.

Gf: Okay bae I can't wait to see you!

by Layy:) July 26, 2023

National Quirky-ism day

On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia

"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)

by Alex The Duck February 8, 2022

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024

National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

national nephew day

on may 31st you will do anything to make your nephew feel appreciated. show him love.

omg guys, today is national nephew day. let me go give him a hug and tell him how much i love him.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024