TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 28, 2018

saba in love

saba is in love (oh god no) she will be stubborn and extremely rude to the person she loves but then immediately regret it and cry about how rude she was. saba has a thing for men with messy hair and glasses so she will probably go for them

georgia: im inlove with a man with glasses and messy hair
emiliona: you're such a saba in love

by otherwoman October 20, 2022

love

something you will not have

guy: hey i am in love

man: cap, you to ugly

by happy pp March 2, 2022

LOVE OCOLYPSE

THE COMPLETE, HORRIBLE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ONE'S LOVE LIFE

A MAN HAS SUFFERED A COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE **LOVE OCOLYPSE** FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RECOVER

by Umbilicus May 22, 2023

veiled love

Adjective; used to describe a way in which someone has not displayed the true extent of their devotion and love for one person.

She didn’t know how he felt due to veiled love.

by Alan Watts October 18, 2022

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

Love

Is not a thing

Me: i love you

Him: well go suck my dick, cus I don’t “love” you

Me :heartbroken oh ok.

So with in that previous presentation it shows that love is not a thing

by The soccer person December 1, 2021