Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.

Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah

by GGigidygigidy69 August 26, 2022

Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.

OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!

by OBTwice April 8, 2019

Pulling a sweenie

When you think you’re having sex with a girl, but it’s a guy, and you do it anyways.

Damn that chick has a huge dick. I guess pulling a sweenie and fucking her anyways is what i gotta do!

by Cuck69420 June 22, 2020

Pulled an Anthony

The act of pretending to rear-end your friend's vehicle and accidentally following through.

"Wow, I can't believe you just pulled an Anthony."

by Andrew1125 February 23, 2009

Pulling Sugar

Pulling sugar; to withdraw semen from another man.

I was pulling sugar from homeless men to make 15 bucks for coke last night.

by Penisman77 July 15, 2021

Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum

I just gave him a penis pull

by Thepenispull April 20, 2020