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I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.
I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.
by Rokett March 27, 2023
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Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.
I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.
by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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That fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
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Dog

What it the dog doing? I never actually ever got this meme to be honest, like does he really want the mint or not. Like, bro dogs don't like mints. Didn't some random vine guy make that video? I'm not sure... BUT I do know that there are a lot of different kinds of dogs including, pit bulls, shiatzus, giraffes, camels. I REMEMBER! camels use the vomit in their stomach to spit out at people, kinda weird huh. I can't believe its 9:32 pm right now I got school tomorrow man. This is stupid. But I can go to sleep. I just recently learned how to curve a bowling ball. Its kind of cool because I got 3 strikes in one game, and a score of 72! Do you guys like bowling? I mean its fun. That also reminds me of the guy in GTA that said "Nico, lets go bowling." But other than that I guess I'm fine. I just start going when the what is when where to be of the philosophical beings. Dude, I'm going to bed.
Huh? where am I exactly in the erethemical plain of non existence of when the dog doing BING CHILLING where am I now?
by Joj2 March 9, 2023
mugGet the Dogmug.

Dog

1. A friend, a homie, someone you have strong ties to.

2. A man who pursues a lot of short standing relationships and is unable to function in a healthy long term relationship because of his lust for other women.

3. A tough minded person who doesn't let adversity take him down and keeps going forward. Someone who puts in the work and doesn't have a snobby attitude towards honest hard work. It's a term used in team sports for the guy who does all the unpraised hard work like defending the other teams best player, saving plays diving on the floor, etc.
1. That's my dog right there!

2. I would never let my friend Matt date my sister. I love him but he's an absolute dog.

3. His stats might not show it but having that guy on your team makes a night and day difference in being able to compete for a title. He's an absolute dog.
by Chesstical February 4, 2022
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Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
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