Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)
"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."
by Cyriuh January 21, 2017
I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.
by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020
by Khyaa April 27, 2021
by bohnenblust_dude November 09, 2018
by pt80 February 03, 2009
by Jack September 05, 2003
You're laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the anus, and twists. They take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)
Created by Caitlin Hasaboner (aka Slutty Pineapple)
by t!ts mcgee June 19, 2009