dang straight girl

that's right girl! you betcha!

ya she's fine! dang straight girl!

by Robert Brunsting June 3, 2007

two girls one cup

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)

Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

dumb white girl disease

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.

Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).

by F Alicia June 10, 2014

how to make a girl cum

You have to go in circles on her clit

“Please keep going in a circle on my clit daddy that’s how I will cum”. How to make a girl cum

by CallMeDaddyYouSlut January 17, 2018

love this dead girl walking

To have sex in an aggressive way as if it's you last

Oh Chris, love this dead girl walking!

by Baby's hacker April 18, 2017

nekkid puerto rican girl

Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.

"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.

by Angel August 21, 2004