letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008

Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal

God dam he is jack faced

by Dydbdu February 20, 2021

Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

Fresh Face Fetish

Fresh Face Fetish refers to a sexual attraction to adults who are clearly new to sex — inexperienced, unsure of themselves, maybe even a little nervous or awkward. It’s not about age or looks, but about the energy of someone who doesn’t yet know what they’re doing and is still figuring it all out. The appeal lies in their hesitation, curiosity, and the raw, unpolished way they approach intimacy. There's something deeply arousing about being part of someone's very first steps — watching them stumble, blush, or ask if they’re doing it right — all while they slowly open up and grow more confident.

I have a huge fresh face fetish — there's just something incredibly hot about a grown man who's nervous, doesn't quite know what he's doing, and is just starting to explore sex for the first time.

by plzenskybizar May 10, 2025