Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

zip face

A person who wears orthodontic braces

Person with braces: Hi guys
Guys: go away zip face

by Theangryfireman August 15, 2017

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Break face

To show up

Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.

by Rosewell1104 April 7, 2022

Face Buds

When something is so full of flavour it hits your taste buds with such a whack it makes you pull facials!

"are you okay man...? what's up with that face..?!" "yeah, I just licked a lemon and it hit all my face buds"

by Dewdrops August 20, 2019