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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."
by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024
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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
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buck zero

we kept trying to beat the levels but when we died it would bring us back to buck zero (to square one)
by kooana February 17, 2024
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The Zero Mortal Plan

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta February 18, 2024
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Zero hoes

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Matt has like zero fucking hoes dog😤

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Zero hoes
by Simi_autistic March 1, 2024
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The Zero Mortal Plan

A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta March 5, 2024
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holding up a zero

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
by goawaybozo July 7, 2022
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