well, that nappened...

This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.
Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."
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Pump a well

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well
by Wildbill123 March 14, 2018
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George Orson Welles

Affectionately referred to as simply Orson Welles. A very influential American film director, writer, and actor who was also involved in theatre and radio. He is known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and film, Citizen Kane (1941). Welles succumbed to obesity in his late years.

Oh, he was the voice actor for Unicron in the 1986 animation, "The Transformers: The Movie".
George Orson Welles wanted to play a god-like role before he died; he got to do the voice acting for Unicron -- enough said.
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Well Served

a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner

Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.

Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
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well weathered whore

A ho with experience and it shows in her appearance and in her performance, who knows how to take the abuse and dish it out just the same.
Bryan isn't looking for just any old slut, he likes a well weathered whore that knows what the deal is.
by Kunthuffer November 10, 2017
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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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