by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020
Get the Paddy Wagonmug. One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
Get the E-Class Wagonmug. Noun. A dirty butthole.
by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018
Get the Filthy Wagon Wheelmug. by Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2013
Get the Douchebaggin' wagonmug. Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Wagon Rider/ (Rider)
Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"
Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."
Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"
Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.
Keith: Ok rider.
Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"
Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."
Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"
Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.
Keith: Ok rider.
by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 1, 2020
Get the Wagon Rider/ (Rider)mug. This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”
Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Potato wagonmug. A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagonmug.