Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.

guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls

by walletboy December 27, 2011

Vanilla Dud

A bald headed white man. Similar to a Milk Dud only white.

Tyrone is a milk dud.

William is a Vanilla Dud.

An actual example is Turk from Scrubs

by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012

Vagilastic

1) A way to describe the natural elasticity of a female vagina.

2) See Redundant

"She's more vagilastic than Gak."
(Old 90's reference; but it works).
I assume silly putty would work also.

by Rusty Shackleford05 June 25, 2012

Vanilla Ice Record

When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.

"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins

by DemonZann October 23, 2013

Vagiloquist

Noun

1. A female ventriloquist who can throw her voice from her vagina.

Q: "Did you see that vagiloquist behind the podium?"

A: "Yeah, but I couldn't see her lips move at all."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

vaelth

A fat nerd that plays WoW all day. Typically topping DPS charts in LFR he is one of few that travel around Azeroth. They come from the home of Goldshire. The Best shire in all of Azeroth.

"WOW DID YOU SEE THAT VAELTH?"

"Yeah! i bet he tops dps charts everywhere he goes!!"

by Vaelth December 15, 2013