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funk under the trunk

the strong smell of dick cheese on the scrotal sack and in the woman's ass after a bout of shrekkage
fiona had some strong funk under the trunk after she went in shrek's swamp
by xtremeirishman September 30, 2014
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It's all good under the hijab.

When all is calm and all is bright you say "It's all good under the hijab".
Max: "Hey dude, I heard that Stephanie broke up with you. How are you?"
Bret: "Yea man, I'm good, it's all good under the hijab.."
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Take Me Under

I got another gang story to tell.
Peep, about how a black nigga was born in hell.
And right then and there it's no hope
cause a nigga can't escape the gangs and the dope.
Damn! And when its black on black, that makes it shitty.
Can't survive in the Compton city.
And fool that's bet.
Cause when you grow up in the hood, you gots ta claim a set.
Geah, Its not that you want to but you have to.
Don't be a mark, cause niggas might laugh you

straight off the mutherfuckin block.
Can't deal with bustas so they asses get clocked.
geah, who gives a fuck about another.
Only got love for my fuckin gang brothers.
Geah but I'm young so nobody would wonder
That the hood would take me under.

scratching: always strapped and eager to peel a cap
The hood done took me under.

Now I'm a few ages older
got hair on my nuts and I'm a little bit bolder.
And puttin in work, I has to do my fuckin part,
I'm down for the hood and its planted in the heart.
Fool. At school slappin on the girls asses
Fuck the white education so I skip a lot of classes.
Cause ain't no teaching a nigga white reality.
Teach me the mutherfuckin gang mentality.
Pop pop pop, drops the sucker
if he's from another hood I gots ta shoot the mutherfucker.
Geah I'm in it to win it and can't quit.
Fool, and ready die for this shit.
One times can't fade the gang tuff.
Puttin my foot in your ass to make times rough.
I'm the neighbourhood terror but I never wondered
that the hood would take me under.

Chorus:
+police is hot, so I'm watching my back...

I guess I'll watch my back cause niggas jivin'
Times heard this brother pulled a 187.
Who I thought was my homie dropped the dime.
So I gotta peel his cap with the nine.
Fool, so if its on then its on, fuck ya G,
because how the odds are looking, its either him or me.
So I loads up the strap and I step
cause my brain cells are dead and all I think is death.
Revenge. That's what its all about.
See the sucker, take the mutherfucker out.
Stare the fool down with the eye contact.
He try to swing so I draw on him with the gatt.
Blast was the sound that one times heard uh
Nigga 25 to live for the murder.
Was it worth it I've always wondered.
Maybe if the hood didn't take me under Geah, this going out to all the niggas,
It's going out to my niggas.
Its going out to all the niggas,
My nigga Mike T
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UTG (Under the Gun)

UTG (Under the Gun) is an airsofting company owned by Leapers, inc. UTG made their first airsoft AEG in 2001. This gun is viewed as the first true, cheap AEG. Shooting about 280 feet per second, it is highly effective in CQB. This was the UTG MP5, which came with the A4 and A5 stocks, two magazines, a dual-rail mount, and a sling.
UTG now has made a number of AEGS, such as a variant of the AK-47. They're also making springers, such as the M87 Shotgun and UTG M234 Sniper Rifle.
The UTG (Under the Gun)MP5 hurts like a bee-otch. Where'd you get it?
by OwNaGeR November 20, 2006
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Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.
Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.
by E-bag March 29, 2010
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up and under

When someone takes a shit, and defys gravity and gets the shit up and under the toilet seat.
Damn, someone just did an up and under in the bathroom.
by jwc's July 19, 2006
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under the boyfriend bus

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"
by Major PRD September 13, 2011
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