mississippi dump truck

After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.

Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....

mississippi dump truck by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014

Tit Truck 

its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort

I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.

Tit Truck by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

love you like a f'ing dump truck

Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.

Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.

love you like a f'ing dump truck by lexanator July 5, 2007

super tow truck 

A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter

The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!

super tow truck by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

stay in the truck 

In a situation when one party becomes confused or agitated or said party trying to rectify said situation only causes annoyance to the other party, in short “I have it under control, stop trying your meddling is making life more difficult than it need be.”

Person 1: what’s going on, who’s picking her up from school, where are my keys, when do we have to be there, did you call a babysitter!?!?!?

Person 2: BIT** STAY IN THE TRUCK YOUR MAKING ME CRAZY

stay in the truck by ilovecatsnecks May 26, 2009

Reverse Dump Truck 

When during sex, a the male partner inserts his fecal matter into the female's anus.

Last night Alicia and I reverse dump trucked! It was really awesome.

Reverse Dump Truck by DeeEmmDee April 22, 2010

Fat Truck Stop 

a useless fat wreck or fuck up to society,
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop

A perfect example of this would be Weybo and shcroter they are the biggest Fat Truck Stops i know
cheers boys

Fat Truck Stop by toddy b August 21, 2006