Skip to main content

Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran March 1, 2007
mugGet the Triple Chocolate Meltdown mug.

Triple Nug Shove

Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:

Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....

Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.

Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...

Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
by NugShover May 12, 2011
mugGet the Triple Nug Shove mug.

Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?
by $e9a June 22, 2009
mugGet the Triple D-bag mug.

Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.
56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!
by aim alytics February 17, 2010
mugGet the Triple Under Performing mug.

triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
mugGet the triple-threat lane mug.

Triple Tai Rudder

A Triple Tai Rudder is when three males get completely naked and grab each others arms to masturbate. If done correctly arms will be formed into a perfict swirl meant for a girls head to be in the middle and get semen in her moth and face.
I did a triple tai rudder at Joe's party.
by JCKc February 9, 2015
mugGet the Triple Tai Rudder mug.

triple chin cunt

a woman so BBW that her pussy lips look like they have a triple chin
by Sexydimma October 28, 2018
mugGet the triple chin cunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email