Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!
Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!
Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!
by The Trampettes April 16, 2013
The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
by tpf November 27, 2010
Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011
melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.
me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?
by snootch87 March 08, 2005
1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.
2) The product of ejaculation.
Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
2) The product of ejaculation.
Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')
I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.
Oh my god, this food is making me touche.
Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.
Oh my god, this food is making me touche.
Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?
by The Touchemaster February 04, 2010
When you reach out casually and touch someone's boob, calling out CASUAL BOOB TOUCH, as you do it. Similar to scooping except more casual. Not scooping under the boob but touching it with your whole palm as if going for a feel. Its lots of fun. Created by two kids in Greenville. Kenzi L & Lissa J. (Hopefully will become popular and played in schools everywhere!)
Boy1: *touches boob* Casualboobtouch!!
Boy2: Hey isnt that like scooping?
Boy1:No way dude, casual boob touch is so much more fun!!
Boy2: Hey isnt that like scooping?
Boy1:No way dude, casual boob touch is so much more fun!!
by Casualboobtouchinator May 04, 2010
An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.
*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)
<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.
<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.
by enemy of the state October 09, 2005