tool

a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm

K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3?
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!

by Duke0001 April 29, 2007

Tool

Someone who is hated by all, but tolerated for personal advantage.

Person # 1- Wanna go to the Mall?
Person # 2- Can't, I dont have a ride
Person # 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.

by Luke Luebke November 7, 2007

toolbag

Tool + Douche Bag = Toolbag

That guy is a real toolbag.

by Athena75 June 14, 2011

toolberry

toolberry can be used at all times.Using it in workplace is the best place .if you cant say what you really want to. Such as wanker or fuck head.

You are such a toolberry

by toolberry April 26, 2011

tool time

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.

Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!

by AshleyLauren December 28, 2005

Toolie

A person who is not in year 12 and goes to schoolies. (usually older)

you're in a party at schoolies and a 20 year old walks past "fuckin toolie(s)"

by Vikta 'n' Lach May 25, 2006

tool snob

This is a person who believes TOOL is the best band in the world and looks down upon any other type of music. Tool snobs especially hate nu metal and emo kids who think their type of music is superior. Tool snobs believe Tool's music is the most complex and thought provoking ever created. Some, though not most, even believe the lead singer is a god.

"Tool is so thought provoking and deep, you would never understand their lyrics..." -A Tool snob to someone who doesn't know Tool.

by Heino July 29, 2008