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Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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Perfect Zero

A number in any position that ends with zero. Most notably in the ones, tens, hundreds, and thousands.

The purpose of having a Perfect Zero/Perfect Zeroes is to make calculating numbers easier (think powers of ten, but most versatile. Plus, they look cooler).
Example of Perfect Zero: 1,896 to 1,890, 1,800, or 1,000/2,000.

Or, 123,456 to 120,000 and other derivatives.
by RDTurcios December 23, 2022
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Coke Zero

Coke Zero is for gay-ass niggas.
Bloke 1: “you want some Coke Zero?”
Bloke 2: “Nah, I ain’t a gay-ass nigga, I drink Diet Coke like a man.”
by DietCoke>CokeZero May 24, 2019
mugGet the Coke Zeromug.

Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
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Zero

Very pretty and belongs to indigo
by Not indigo December 30, 2021
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a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles
"Oh, that's just a person named zero"
by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
mugGet the I have two wins and you have zeromug.

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