Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
We gooning COD Warzone tonight.
by darkduds April 19, 2024
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Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023
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Goon

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.
Andrew and liam are GOONS…..
by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025
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Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024
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gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it
hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there
by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025
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