Danny is the definition of a pedophile. You always see him around playgrounds and schools scoping for his next prey.
by SHUFIIII December 26, 2021

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.
Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.
He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.
Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.
Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please
by The start June 25, 2022

FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. FUCK BOY. He’s a player and HE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN HEART AND BREAK IT PLAYING BASKETBALL. SHORT ASS FUCKING SHRIMP BOY.!!!!!!!!!
kaylee: oh look at that cute boy on tik tok his name is Danny
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
Karen: oh hell nawl bitch he’s a playerrrrr.
by 1-800 suck a bitches tit . Com November 28, 2019

by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023

A fat fuck that no one loves at every party he takes all the food and eats it he smells like shit and nobody likes him no women would ever date that fat fuck he has dandruff and a stench wall that protects him from any attack he’s ass at every sport and shit at fifa
Kathy”you see that fat ass over there he smell like utter shit”
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
Kennedy”oh that kid his name is Danny he has a crush on your”
Kathy”eww wtf im gonna kill myself as slow as possible now I can smell him from here
by Cuntsen May 23, 2022

When you're fingering a girl on her period and she bleeds while cumming on you, you scream at her in disappointment because she can't keep her blood in order.
So me and my girlfriend were in my bed the other night and I fingered her and she bled all over me, she totally Danny Sot'd me dude!
by Baker Ji July 22, 2016

“Cyka Blyat! Rush B!” Being his favorite sentence. Danny is the type of Gopnik that enjoys a nice warm Cheburek on the beach, but is still always “MOUNTED AND LOADED” for when the situation arrives.
Danny is so sseeeexxxxeeeeyyyyy
by THELORDTACHANKA69 May 23, 2018
