Dirty Happy

the act of blowing ones load to a anime girl and showing the stains on your clothes to your family as a sign of dominance

"I heard your boyfriend did a Dirty Happy the other day"
"Yea and it made me break up with him too"

by Alfonzo3 September 12, 2021

happy wave

Becoming exuberant in an attempt to meet a potential bedmate and waving one's hand frantically thus destroying any potential meeting.

Well I was going to slow down and let this car full of girls catch up to us but your boy just happy waved them from the backseat. Now they probably think we're all gay.

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 30, 2014

Happy-Groovy

Living and loving every moment of your life.

"I love your Happy-Groovy ways."

by javadr34mer May 03, 2013

Happy POWDER

Adderall a drug that makes the world a better place

Bro i wish i had some happy POWDER my life would be better

Do some happy POWDER itll make it better

by Alex stine June 02, 2019

Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 11, 2022

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 27, 2008

happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla January 13, 2016