"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."
by lumpos grandes November 06, 2014
When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.
by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014
Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.
by KennethGaming June 25, 2020
when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.
Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.
Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.
What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.
Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.
What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.
by timbotron March 20, 2021
Yang Weed is the massive gamer and gang weed following behind Andrew Yang, our first gamer president. If we don't want to live in a society or be oppressed, we must fight for our fellow yang weeders at all costs. Gamers rise up!
Person: Hey are you affiliated with gang weed?
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.
Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.
Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.
Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.
Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.
by I AM AN EPIC GAMER December 11, 2019
by Lesly bean March 28, 2020
a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca February 18, 2013