Thomas

Mega THICCC BOi, all the ladies want him.

Thomas is sexy as all hell get out

by GB20 January 5, 2021

Thomas

either something that is ugly or as useless as a bag of boogers

wow wearing 2 socks on the same foot is as useless as a thomas!

by hotdigs2 January 22, 2021

Thomas Pogge

Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.

Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Thomas Evans

A straight dude who likes pussy.

"Yoo, have you seen that dude Thomas Evans?? I heard he loves pussy."

by HeyHiHello25 March 31, 2021

Thomas voster

God tier child, has a huge magnum dong and pulls mad bitches. Is extremely talented in literally everything, make everyone else look dumb, and is literally just flat out goated, as sexy as can be he manages to pull the best looking girls and boys

That man Thomas the voster, he pulls all the boys

Thomas voster-a man who pulls bitches

by Tvo February 14, 2021

Thomas gibson

Dilf.

You're dad is Thomas Gibson? He's a dilf.

by emthenarwhal1 April 21, 2021

Thomas-Gladiator

Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.

Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.

by ProsperaProserpina84 May 11, 2021