birthday surprise

a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.

omg. for my 19th birthday jack gave me a birthday surprise!

by hellogoodbye123456 February 20, 2009

Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 23, 2020

Blutwurst Surprise

Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009

Butt Surprise

When they slip it in without you knowing

I'd like to give her a nice butt surprise

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Yellow Surprise

A snowball made of disgusting snow/slush from the side of the street mixed with a generous portion of urine. Often this snowball is thrown at someone unexpectedly.

Dude I hit that nerd with a yellow surprise!

by Dr. Deejay Narnar January 15, 2011

Golden surprise

Asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform fellatio, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth

She looked just so hot that I wanted so much for the bitch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise

by Anon 222 November 6, 2014

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010