by MarenKidd June 7, 2007
Get the b sidemug. "Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.
Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012
Get the side meatmug. by Every Male Alive February 2, 2005
Get the side-ponytailmug. Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
by thuffman December 18, 2012
Get the Slut on the Sidemug. The male equivalent of a side hoe.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017
Get the Side bromug. by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015
Get the ranch on the sidemug. what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead
Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
by smart*ss October 1, 2010
Get the side-tubedmug.