Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
I believe in The Great Liberator
by Kissmyblackyansh November 14, 2020
idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”
by NVEE September 25, 2021
"Oh Jenny, Micheal was over last night and i can still barely walk"
"He give you that Labia Liberator I see."
"Damn right"
"He give you that Labia Liberator I see."
"Damn right"
by 4ccman March 19, 2023
A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
by dangnuggets November 22, 2016
That Liberal pantywaist only makes $150,000 a year but yet his wealth is in the tens of millions of dollars!
by JPHKlll May 19, 2025
The same 5 leftist suppositions regurgitated repeatedly by people who literally think they are more intelligent than anyone who disagrees with them. Because if they were smart they would think what I think! Right? For example: The conflation of abortion and healthcare. The idea ender is a social construct (Which it's not but you're willing to collectively pretend that it is for the sake of making people feel the way you want them to feel and that's all that matters boy-oh-boy are you suuuper willing to collectively PRETEND things reach a desired outcome. It's almost like... You don't actually care). If there are disparate outcomes between people it can be attributed to UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION (which we care so much about) and nothing else. Like, if all the retards with fat cocks were getting all of the women. It would clearly be because of societal or systematic discrimination and demonization of not retarded, not fat cocks. Otherwise the outcomes would be the same... Right? Or is there NOT discrimination against those things? Nevermind. It seems like a lot of atheists are using this dogma to supplant the religion they abandoned. You're required accept all of the suppositions based on an appeal to an authority... That is superordinate to all other authorities (even if there are other authorities who contradict them)... Who wrote a book... Why does this sound familiar?
Partisan-line liberal "Trans women are real women!"
Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"
Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."
Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."
Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."
Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."
Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."
Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."
Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"
Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."
Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"
Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."
Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."
Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."
Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."
Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."
Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."
Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"
Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2023