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Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose
When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages
by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022
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goggles coroika

The ridiculously stupid main character of Coroika (aka the Splatoon manga). He pantses people (most commonly Rider) for some codforsaken reason and consumes pickled plums. On the ridiculous Team Blue who always wins.

Some people belive he doesn't deserve his plot armor.
Diver: "Why didn't you invite Goggles to the party?"
Aloha: "He would pants EVERYONE."
Diver: "Yeah,"

Someone: "Goggles coroika is stupid."
by your_enby.frenemy November 26, 2023
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Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
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Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.
"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"
by Pyewacket December 15, 2013
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Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.
"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."
by Godlike Power July 28, 2012
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Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
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Kleen Goggles

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'
"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."
by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024
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