QA engineer

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!

Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Civil Engineer

Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.

Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.

Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.

The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!

by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024

golden engine

When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.

Drag race ensues on stock category engines

Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!

by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

fool stack engineer

A backend engineer that fools around with the frontend.

I have a wide array of backend experience but don't hesitate to jump in on frontend projects because I am a fool stack engineer after all.

by foolin-around August 2, 2022

All Engines Go Song

There are two types of All Engines Go songs, here they are.

You might find yourself singing this song when you're on a roleplay game.
"Here comes Thomas I'm the number one engine woah All Engines Go look there's Percy we're best friends as Kana zooms around the bend I need my speed and I'm ready to glow All Engines Go hey there's Nia I'm rocking out don't forget me Thomas and Diesel gets a shout meet our fix-it crew Carly and Sandy you can count on us we're super handy down the hills and round the woah All Engines Go!"

You might find yourself singing this song when you want to watch something.
"If there's a screen that needs a show I'm the one you need to know I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go! If your eyes need satisfaction I can say the word I bet I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go! I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go I'm All Engines Go!!!

"I'm gonna sing the All Engines Go song in BFB 3D Roleplay."

"I sure need something to watch, lemme sing the All Engines Go song."

by MrPreston26 June 21, 2022