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hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".
He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight
by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007
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Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks
"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"
by Eva T March 12, 2022
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Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away
"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"
by bevarnow May 15, 2019
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commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves
Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!
by oofblox September 27, 2019
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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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