Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away

"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"

by bevarnow May 15, 2019

Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.

Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?

by Sloth14 March 20, 2019

Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 5, 2019

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.

by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023