Baked bean

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

roasting the beans

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 7, 2009

smol bean

stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.

"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..

by blossombase October 14, 2020

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

Bean Pouch

The male scrotum.

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019