by Franktameter December 07, 2007
When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.
by psyco lax playa November 17, 2008
space docking with yourself (even if male) and then having a leprechaun munch on your genitalia whilst symultaneously poking ice-lollies in every orifice.
by mr molehill June 19, 2008
You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.
Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!
Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!
Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!
by guesswhatchickenbuttrofl August 29, 2010
First base- kissing
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off
Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off
Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty
by For Justin C. Ace June 25, 2020
by Klunckmonkey June 09, 2006
Rape a swordfish while simultaneously being penetrated by a 360 watt light bulb. Then break the light bulb inside your anus until you bleed profusely. take the blood and use it as lubrication. lube up you're penis and anally rape yourself until your mom comes in and says let me join in. lick your moms hairy pussy until you choke on a hairball and die. come back to life and get george bush pregnant. name the child babatunde.
by Babatunde Fakaude July 25, 2009