Common qualities to look for when identifying white trash in the field:
*ugly-ass girlfriend
*chews tobbacco/smokes
*smells like shit
*either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair
*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.
*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day
*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)
*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle
*curses often, and loudly
*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it
*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow
*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)
*says the word "grody"
*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting
*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny
*often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash
*wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed
*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus
*white trash chicks are sluts
*ugly-ass girlfriend
*chews tobbacco/smokes
*smells like shit
*either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair
*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.
*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day
*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)
*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle
*curses often, and loudly
*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it
*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow
*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)
*says the word "grody"
*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting
*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny
*often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash
*wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed
*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus
*white trash chicks are sluts
by wolfpussy69 May 30, 2008
Have you ever been walking around a large city at night, minding your own business, and you hear something rustling and making a soft cooing sound in a dumpster in the ally you just passed? Your curious(who isn't) so you look down the ally and you see the outline of a homeless man standing in a recycling bin. the Homeless man stops sifting(the act of sorting through garbage and making a vocal call to sound off that they've found something, typically a quiet "yes" or an awe inspiring "ooooo")and looks at you in the moon light with his large yellow eyes being the only thing you see, Then he throws a beer bottle at you and pees in your direction before running off drunk into the dark. Yeah, thats a trash owl.
by SunshineHardcore May 05, 2009
by Dakota & spencer February 08, 2015
Trash Text is a form of boast or insult commonly read in competitive situations (such as sports events) communicated via cell phone text. The use of text as opposed to face-to-face trash talking has many advantages. For instance, one may say something in a text they normally wouldn't in person. Furthermore, it is brief, succinct, and avoids confrontation.
Person 1: When the Packers shit on the Vikings on Monday, Im gonna trash text Chris, he's a big Vikings fan.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 2: Cool.
by Sconny55 October 03, 2009
A white person; usually very poor, very conservative, and very racist. Their kids typically look like crap. They pretend to be minorities (like poor blacks or poor Latinos) and get on welfare so they don't have to work. These people wave the confederate flag (in America) or the swastika flag (in Germany).
by DeezPeanuts July 30, 2017
A drinking game in which the participants drink a can of beer which is used as their "ball". The players, using golf clubs, proceed to strike the can toward a predetermined "hole". The hole can be any object in the playing field that the can can hit. The playing field can include almost any outdoor area. As the players are playing through the hole each player is drinking a beer that will be used for the next hole.
Trash Golf was played for the first time in Morgantown, WV at 115 and 113 Cornell Ave. The game has since progressed into a delightful sport enjoyed by all ages.
by Ernie Smith June 10, 2008
strange wild duck that lives in urban environment and feeds off of bread and garbage, known to hang out in parks and have ugly red face with white and black feathers. Also known as a Muscovy Duck.
by vinbasshred March 18, 2011