booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".

Dude I totally did a booty stand last night

by RobTheFob5050 December 08, 2015

rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare

What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol

by Timpson.M December 31, 2017

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

stand n fall

when u get up too fast and pass out

friend: u ok?
me: yea just had a stand n fall

by lilsamsixty9 June 02, 2021

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 11, 2022